
5 Reasons 87,858+ Women Over 30 Threw Out Their Short Hoodies For The Hideaway Hoodie Dress
Find out why 87,858+ women over 30 live in the Hideaway Hoodie Dress: cut 33 to 34 inches long to mid-thigh, with a slit at each side of the hem, so it covers your belly, hips and butt when you reach, bend or sit on the floor. No tugging, no tummy flash, no coat kept on indoors to hide your middle.

Reason #1
Your Hoodie Flashes Your Tummy When You Bend. This One Can't.
Covers Belly, Hips and Butt Every Time You Bend. You reach for the top shelf and nothing shows.
You stopped reaching, bending and sitting on the floor in hoodies. Every one rode up and showed your tummy. This one runs 33 to 34 inches long and ends at mid-thigh. Bend, reach, sit cross-legged. You stay covered the whole time.
BUY NOW & SAVE 50%"I picked up my grandson off the rug and didn't tug at the hem once. That never happens."
— Debbie R. Verified buyer
Reason #2
Stuck Under A Blanket On The Couch? Wear The Blanket.
No More Shivering, Scratchy Seams, or Cold Hands. You pull the sleeves over your fingers and stop reaching for the throw.
You spend fall wrapped in a blanket on the couch because your sweatshirt is thin and scratchy. This one has brushed fleece inside, soft as your favorite throw. Roomy sleeves pull down over cold hands. You get warm in two minutes.
BUY NOW & SAVE 50%"Wore it to the soccer field in October. Kept my hands inside the sleeves the whole game and was fine."
— Kristen Verified buyer
Reason #3
Hoodies That Strangle Your Hips? Size By Your Bust Instead.
Room Where You Want It, Never Tight. Pick by your bust and it fits.
You've sent back hoodies that strangled your hips and swamped your shoulders. Here you pick by your bust in the size guide, with the oversized room already built in. Between two sizes or want it slouchier? Size up. Nine colors in S to 2XL, plus 3XL in Black. No more guessing at checkout.
BUY NOW & SAVE 50%"40 inch bust, ordered the 2XL in Camel. Roomy, not tent-y."
— T. Alvarez Verified buyer
Reason #4
Twenty Minutes In The Closet? One Piece And You're Dressed.
One Piece, Zero Outfit Planning. Pull it on, add boots, grab your keys.
You lose twenty minutes trying on outfits and leave in leggings and a coat you never take off. This is one piece. Wear it as a dress with tights and boots, or over leggings or skinny jeans. Pull it on and you look dressed.
BUY NOW & SAVE 50%"Had a last-minute lunch with my sister and threw on the Emerald one with ankle boots. She asked where I got the dress."
— Monica Haines Verified buyer
Reason #5
Coat On At The Table To Hide Your Lap? The Slits Fix It.
Skims Your Hips, Never Clings or Bunches. You sit down and the fabric stays flat.
Most hoodies grab your hips and bunch in your lap the second you sit. That's why you keep a coat on at the table. This one has a slit at each side of the hem, so it falls loose over tummy and hips. Pick two colors and save 55%.
BUY NOW & SAVE 50%"The slits are the thing. I sat through a whole movie and never fixed it once. Got the Latte too"
— Jen W. Verified buyer
One To Wear, One In The Wash — 50% Off Today
50% off, 55% off on two: two hoodie dresses in any colors and sizes, free tracked shipping. Take three and the fuzzy socks are free. One to wear, one in the wash, so you never reach for a short hoodie again. Covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee, for any reason: try them on at home and send them back unworn if they're not for you. This price ends today, and every day you wait is another day of tugging a hoodie down over your belly.
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The Hideaway Hoodie Dress
- Blanket-Soft Fleece Warmth
- No More Tummy Showing
- No More Outfit Stress
- Easy Flattering Fit


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+ FREE Fuzzy Sockskr 99 valueI'm 5'6 with a soft belly and every hoodie I own rides up when I lift my arms. This one doesn't. I unloaded the dishwasher and checked twice.
Tights, sneakers, done. Got two compliments at the grocery store.
I figured 'dress length' meant crop top on anyone over 5'4. I'm 5'8 and it still hits mid-thigh. Ordered the Slate Grey next because I wear the black one every day now
Your regular hoodie stops at your waist. It rides up every time you reach for something, clings to every roll when you sit, and shows the exact bit you wanted covered. The Hideaway is cut long: 83 to 87 cm (33 to 34 in) from shoulder to hem, so it falls to mid-thigh and stays there. The inside is brushed fleece, as soft as your favourite throw. Side slits at the hem let it drape over your hips and tummy instead of hugging them. A deep kangaroo pocket, a drawstring hood with wide flat cords, sleeves you can roll or pull over your hands. Wear it as a dress with boots or sneakers, as a long tunic over leggings, or on the sofa all weekend. Nine colours, S to 2XL, plus 3XL in Black. One piece, zero thinking, and you still look like you made an effort.
- 33 to 34 inches long, ends at mid-thigh
- Brushed fleece lining, cotton-blend outer
- Side slits at the hem so it never clings
- Deep kangaroo pocket and hood with wide flat cords
- Dropped shoulders, roomy roll-up sleeves
- 9 colors, S to 2XL (3XL in Black), machine washable
Tracked delivery on every order. Every order ships within 2 business days. Estimated delivery after dispatch: United States, Canada, the EU, Australia and New Zealand 7–15 business days; United Kingdom 5–12 business days. Free standard tracked shipping on every order, with no minimum spend. Optional priority shipping is $2.99 USD / £2.99 GBP / €2.99 EUR at checkout.
Every hoodie is covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee, for any reason. Try it on at home like a fitting room, then email our support team within 30 days of delivery. It must come back unworn, with the tags on. Wrong size? Easy exchange. Faulty, damaged or wrong item? We cover the return postage.
Your Life Before VS After the Hideaway Hoodie
- Tugging your hoodie down every time you bend
- Keeping your coat on through dinner
- Twenty minutes staring into the closet
- Wrapped in a blanket on the couch
- Hem bunched in your lap at the table
- Cold fingers on the steering wheel
- Bending to the bottom shelf, fully covered
- Coat off, sitting easy in the booth
- Dressed with boots in ten seconds
- Warm in fleece, blanket folded away
- Fabric falling flat over your hips
- Sleeves pulled over your hands, driving warm
Recommended by 94% of Verified Buyers
Straight from our Facebook, tags, questions and all.
I'm 54 and figured long hoodie = lies. Wore the Camel one all weekend, crawled under the kitchen sink to fix the leak and my back never showed once 😂
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so THAT'S what you're wearing to book club thursday
14Sheila Burgess ok this is what you need for the pumpkin patch trip, it covers everything and you'll actually be warm
38already ordered the emerald, you're a bad influence
9is this legit or another one of those ads where it shows up looking nothing like the pic?
26got mine, looks like the pics. size by your bust in their chart, I was between and sized up, perfect. took about 2 weeks w tracking
17Great tip, thank you! Every order ships free with tracking, and every hoodie is covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee, for any reason.
I sit cross legged on the couch every night and my old sweatshirts ended up around my waist. this one stays down over my hips the whole time.
43Frequently Asked Questions
No catch. We sell direct, so 50% off is today's price. Most women want a second the first time their only one is in the wash, so two save 55%, and three come with free fuzzy socks, all with free tracked shipping. Mix any colors and sizes in the deal.
87,858+ women over 30 have ordered, and they rate it 4.8 across 21,323 reviews. Every order ships tracked and is covered by our 30-day money-back guarantee, for any reason.
It runs 33 to 34 inches long and ends at mid-thigh, so it covers belly, hips and butt even when you bend. Side slits at the hem let it fall loose instead of grabbing your hips.
Go by your bust in the size guide, the relaxed room is already built in. Between two sizes or want it slouchier, size up.
Every color comes in S to 2XL, and Black comes in 3XL, which fits up to about a 42 inch bust. We don't make sizes past 3XL.
With tights and boots it reads as a sweater dress, and over skinny jeans it's a long tunic. The flat wide cords and dropped shoulders keep it looking put-together.
Wash it cold and inside out, then tumble low or hang it to dry. It holds its length, and the brushed fleece stays soft wash after wash.
It leaves within 2 business days, then takes 7 to 15 business days to reach you (5 to 12 in the UK), tracked the whole way and free. Priority shipping is $2.99 at checkout.





